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  •  Philosophy Football.com

    Philosophy Football.com

    The Philosophy Football logo in all its classic glory. Show off your intellectual credentials with t-shirted pride. In navy blue as shown and a wide range of other coloyrs too colours. Sizes …
    £12.00
  • Eric Hobsbawm 2018 (without back)

    Eric Hobsbawm 2018 (without back)

    Eric Hobsbawm, the finest of all historians in our book provides the most succinct commentary on the collision of national identity and an England kit this 2018 and every other tournament, summer. Red…
    £23.00
  • Eric Hobsbawm 2018

    Eric Hobsbawm 2018

    Eric Hobsbawm, the finest of all historians in our book provides the most succinct commentary on the collision of national identity and an England kit this 2018 and every other tournament, summer. Red…
    £23.00
  • Harold Wilson

    Harold Wilson

    "Have you noticed how we only win the World Cup under a Labour government"

    !n March 1966 Harold Wilson's Labour won a landslide victory and just four months later Harold was there to celebrate when England for the first, and to date last, time lifted the World Cup at Wembley…
    £23.00
  •  Rupert Brooke

    Rupert Brooke

    "There's some corner of a foreign field that is forever England" Rupert Brooke

    He might have been poetry in motion on the field but Rupert's pentameter didn't run to Ingerland's extra syllable. Unisex sizes small 36 inch chest 90 cms) medium (40 inch chest /100cm), XL (48…
    £22.99
  •  Sun Tzu

    Sun Tzu

    "Know your opponent and know yourself - make one hundred challenges without hazard" Sun Tzu

    A midfield general, Sun Tzu marshalled his players well, before firing shot after shot into the opposition penalty area. Unisex sizes small (36inch chest/90cms), medium (40inch/100cms), XL (48inch/…
    £15.00
  •  Jean Baudrillard

    Jean Baudrillard

    "Power is only to happy to make football bear a diabolical responsibility for stupefying the masses " Jean Baudrillard

    Lofting the ball into hyper-space, Jean could be relied upon to confound any opposition. Unisex sizes small (36inch chest /90cms), medium (40inch/100cms),), XL (48inch/120cms) and XXL (52inch/130cm…
    £16.00
  • Monty Python

    Monty Python

    "There’s Archimedes, and I think he’s had an idea! “Eureka!” Archimedes, out to Socrates. Socrates back to Archimedes. Archimedes out to Heraclitus who beats Hegel. Heraclitus a little flick. Here he comes, on the far post. Socrates is there! Socrates heads it in! Socrates has scored! The Greeks are going mad! The Greeks are going mad! Socrates scores! But a beautiful cross from Archimedes. The Germans are disputing it! Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a prioriadjunct of non-naturalistic ethics. Kant, via the categorical imperative, is holding that ontologic exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming that it was offside." International Philosophy Match, Germany v Greece, Olympic Stadium Munich

    The game in which the Greeks put one over that German Kant. Devised by Cleese, Palin, Idle and the rest it was surely one of their funniest moments, without a dead parrot or silly walk to be seen. Des…
    £23.00
  •  Albert Camus

    Albert Camus

    "All that I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football " Albert Camus

    The first man on any teamsheet with philosophical pretensions. Alone, between the sticks Albert muses on the inspiring properties of the game he loved while preserving the existential being and not…
    £23.00
  •  Jean-Paul Sartre

    Jean-Paul Sartre

    "In football everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team" Jean-Paul Sartre

    Jean-Paul's tightness at the back was notoriously successful at securing the being and nothingness of a 0-0 draw. Unisex sizes small (36inch chest/90cms) XL (48inch/120cms) and XXL (52inch/130cms).…
    £23.00
  •  Simone de Beauvoir

    Simone de Beauvoir

    "In seeking a goal a woman acquires that magnificent possession - the absolute" Simone de Beauvoir

    Don't expect Simone to sweep up at the back, but she could run rings round those defenders married to only performing well at home. Unisex sizes medium (40inch chest /100cms), large (44inch/110cms)…
    £22.99
  •  Roland Barthes

    Roland Barthes

    "In football there enters an intermediary a ball. It is in order to possess it that one is strong." Roland Barthes

    Roland reveals himself as a theorist of the virtues of possession football. A spectacle of a signing, somtimes unsure about the structure of his teams he never doubted the mythology of his own tale…
    £22.99
  •  Cain

    Cain

    "Am I my brother's keeper?" Cain

    Good at hanging on to crosses, God's first choice for the number one shirt would be crucified if he let the ball slip through his hands. Unisex sizes small (36inch chest/90cms), medium (40inch/100c…
    £23.00
  •  Galileo

    Galileo

    An obvious choice to bolster any side struggling to put the ball through the air and in the back of the net. Coming off the sub's bench, proudly wearing Fermat's Prime Number 17, Galileo solves the pr…
    £22.99
  •  Soren Kierkegaard

    Soren Kierkegaard

    "The unhappy individual is forever quite close to the goal and at the same moment some distance from it" Soren Kierkegaard

    Kierkegaard was known for being selfish on the ball but with two good feet he always felt that he alone would be the team's salvation. Unisex size small (36inch chest/90cms). Available as listed in…
    £22.99
  •  Oscar Wilde

    Oscar Wilde

    "Football is a game for rough girls, not suitable for delicate boys" Oscar Wilde

    An early proponent of the virtues of women's football, Oscar always understood the importance of being earnest in the tackle, but never fully grasped the Queensberry rules. Unisex sizes  XL (48inc…
    £22.99
  • Alf Garnett

    Alf Garnett

    "Football is working class ballet." Alf Garnett

    STRICTLY LIMITED EDITION - BESPOKE GARMENT On a classic claret and blue shirt exclusively tailored and manufactured for Philosophy Football, this is a strictly limited edition of just 112 garme…
    £24.99
  • Henry V

    Henry V

    "The game's afoot: Follow your spirit, and upon this charge Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!"

    England vs France (away), Harfleur warm-up for big game at Agincourt, 1415. Match commentary by William Shakespeare. Matchday squad of Exeter, Bedford, Gloucester with assorterd soldiers and their sca…
    £23.00
  •  Edward Elgar

    Edward Elgar

    "We banged the leather for goal! " With original music written in Elgar's hand

    Best known for his Land of Hope and Glory Elgar's beloved Wolves have enjoyed less of the latter in recent years. But when Elgar was a fan in the late 1890's they had just enjoyed their first FA Cu…
    £23.00
  •  Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    "Without some goal and some effort to reach it. No man can live." Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    The doyen of the crime of a red card and the punishment of an early bath. Dostoyevsky knew the necessity to plough on regardless towards the other lot's six yard box, with the sheer joy of putting …
    £22.99
  •  Philosopher

    Philosopher

    Small print: 20 years of Philosophy Football 1994-2014 In October 2014 Philosophy Football celebrates 20 years as self-styled 'sporting outfitters of intellectual distinction'. What makes us un…
    £6.00
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