• 2019 Women's World Cup

    2019 Women's World Cup

    SPECIAL HALF-PRICE OFFER  - JUST £12 WHILE STOCKS LAST France 2019 has proved to be the biggest Women's World Cup yet. England's matches have attracted record-breaking dome…
  • Liverpool Champions League Winners 2019

    Liverpool Champions League Winners 2019

    LIMITED EDITION 200 SHIRTS ONLY! With England divided over whether we should remain or leave Europe in Madrid, 01.06.19 Liverpool only had one answer, 2-O. Our unique design subverts the EU …
  • Chelsea Europa League Winners 2019

    Chelsea Europa League Winners 2019

    LIMITED EDITION 200 SHIRTS ONLY! 2859 miles, via the M2, E373 and M07, for a London derby. Every mile worth it mind when the return trip means making extra space in the luggage for a trophy. A d…
  •  Bill Shankly

    Bill Shankly

    "The socialism I believe in is everyone working for each other, everyone having a share of the rewards. It's the way I see football, the way I see life" Bill Shankly

    Shankly's red army conquered much of Europe. Bill redistributed the spoils to everyone, bar the blue hordes from Goodison. Unisex sizes small (36inch chest/90cms), medium (40inch/100cms), large (44…
  •  England Expects

    England Expects

    To help steady English footballing nerves what better than Horatio Nelson's words. Unisex sizes small (36 inch chest/90cms), medium, (40 inch/100cms) and XXL (52 inch/130cms) . Available as liste…
  •  Eric Cantona

    Eric Cantona

    "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea" Eric Cantona

    A dedicated enigmaticist, Eric was a fan of cod philosophising, coupled with a touch of the eastern art of Kung Fu. Strictly unofficial. Unisex sizes small (36 inch chest/90cms), medium (40inch/100…
  • Footballers Battalion t-shirt

    Footballers Battalion t-shirt

    Formed by volunteers in December 1914, at the start of the First World War, the Footballers' Battalion, aka 17th Battalion of the Middlesex Regiment, was made up largely of professional and amateur pl…
  • Manchester City Quintuple

    Manchester City Quintuple

    Some say City have just won the first domestic Treble, but as Pep reminded reporters only in the mens' game. Arsenal won the womens's treble 2008-09. City themselves claim a quadruple, by including…
  • Christmas Football Truce 1914

    Christmas Football Truce 1914

    Christmas Day 1914, for a few hours at least 'Greatcoats for Goalposts' as rank and file soldiers from the German and British front lines put down their weapons to have a game of football instead. The…
  • Liberté Egalité Mbappé

    Liberté Egalité Mbappé

    Well, after a month of glorious competition, victory for Les Bleus, and their young talisman, Mbappé, a World Cup winner and scorer in the Final at just 19 years old, all set to be our 21st century P…
  • Bread and Circuses

    Bread and Circuses

    It was Juvenal, a Roman poet active in the late first and early second century AD, who coined the phrase "bread and circuses", referring to a superficial means of public appeasement, the generation of…
  • Eusebio


    "Black or white we have football under our skin." Eusebio

    Fifty years ago Eusebio was one of the stars of the tournament, winning the Golden Boot as top scorer. This was a very different era to now. With few exceptions European football was an all-white team…
  • United May '68

    United May '68

    29th May '68, The red half of Manchester conquer Europe, though curiously, for arguably their greatest ever triumph, Untited played in blue! The first English team to win the European Cup, Charlton (t…
  •  Lev Yashin

    Lev Yashin

    "The joy of seeing Yuri Gagarin flying in space is only superseded by the joy of a good penalty save" Lev Yashin

    The original black cat, Lev collectivised his penalty area before taking two steps forward, one step back and plucking the ball out of the air. Unisex sizes small (36 inch chest/90cms), Plus! In L…
  • The Money Game

    The Money Game

    In the 2016-2017 season newly-promoted Burnley will earn more from the English Premier League TV deal in one season than the entire 42 clubs of the Scottish league will earn from theirs over the next …
  • England 4-2

    England 4-2

    Never mind the much-disputed third goal, the most famous line in English sporting commentary proves definitively that England's fourth and final goal should never have been allowed. 'Some people are o…
  •  Cristiano Ronaldo

    Cristiano Ronaldo

    "I do not have to prove anything to anyone." Cristiano Ronaldo

    The king of the stepover, and spring-heeled to boot, one of the finest footballers in the world today, who propelled Portugal to winning Euro 2016 with bravura performances before triumphantly lifting…
  • Moore Hurst & Peters

    Moore Hurst & Peters

    STRICTLY LIMITED EDITION - BESPOKE GARMENT On a classic claret and blue shirt exclusively tailored and manufactured for Philosophy Football, this is a strictly limited edition of just 1112 garments…
  •  Footballer


    Small print: 20 years of Philosophy Football 1994-2014 In October 2014 Philosophy Football celebrates 20 years as self-styled 'sporting outfitters of intellectual distinction'. What makes us unique…
  •  Striker


    Resistance to austerity and 30-goals a season, a striker has the lot for any team looking for industry and action up front. The striker is a player with a touch of class, wear your position with pride…
  •  Philosophy


    The Philosophy Football logo in all its classic glory. Show off your intellectual credentials with t-shirted pride. In navy blue as shown and a wide range of other coloyrs too colours. Sizes …