" Thought you were clever when you lit the fuse, Tore down the House of Commons in your brand new shoes." EtonRifles

We have ransacked the lyrics of David Cameron's favourite song for what we think is a spot-on analysis of his party's politics. Or as the lyric's author, Paul Weller put it when he heard of Dave's liking for the Eton Rifles. "Which part of it didn't he get? It wasn't intended as a fxxxing jolly drinking song for the cadet corps." Available in Women's skinny-rib fit (34-36 inch chest/ 70-90cms). Strictly unofficial.